Now, I know I said Tiarra was up next, but, if you have read my books, you should know I lie. I make you think something and then things change. That’s life.
Did you order tater tots at all?
The Potato Gods are watching you!
Switching gears…
Haley was great, yeah?
So, more good news!
Because I like watching people squirm, more guest bloggers are being added! We have a few beta readers, my sisters, and my proofreader EXTRODINARE! Even my hero, in the flesh (written word), my dad. It’s going to be a cornucopia of chaos.
I know later, or soon, someone might say, “Hey, that was weird. You shouldn’t be having so many other people guest blog so much.”
This is my blog.
My readers deserve some mix-up, some creativity.
In a calm sense of theme, I want to show the essence of life, the dichotomy. I have so many different people, whether they know it or not, that have affected my writing. In the same breath, I don’t want to just tell you about them.
Like in my books, I don’t want to tell you about the building up of events. (That’s what we call “exposition.”) My desire is to show you, first hand, and let you see what I see.
So, I will go about FORCING blog posts out of people who are literally texting me right now, as I write this, saying, “I’m not a writer!”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You are now!
I think writers give good appreciation in the acknowledgements of those that have influenced and those who deserve the biggest thanks for the pieces that have been brought to their readers, but I like being creative. I like being different. As a new influence in my writing career has admonished, “If you’re weird, Jon, just be weird. Be you.”
So, I will be me.
People, in all their fallacies, make up who we are. In all of our experiences, our family, friends, peers, and contemporaries make up who we become.
We will have a cascading number of people after the developmental-editor-extreme, Tiarra, drops her bombs (pun intended).
When I write this, I have a meeting with Tiarra and Haley about business and stuff this weekend. There, I will give them this outline.
They might fight, but they will smile, and give in. They are used to my hair-brained ideas. God bless them, because I am not easy to deal with.
Oh shit! God Bless Jackie!
Anyway, you wonderful, beautiful people have a great week. If your tire is flat or you get a cold from the weather change, remember, Vicks. Unless you’re allergic. Don’t do Vicks if you’re allergic.
I’m laughing at my computer like a crazy person at that last line. Apparently, it was a joke for just me.
Okay, AWKWARD outro!
Jonathan Dominguez 